Monday, June 28, 2010

Then the worst thing happened...

I realized that I picked up fat free cream cheese instead of the good shit. *gag* I think it would have had a similar flavor if I would have just melted the wal-mart bags down and made them into a creamy paste with a shot of Elmer's Glue. I mean, honestly, was that one of the "punishments" that God dealt out to Adam and Eve in the Garden of Good and Evil? "You ate from my Tree, so you're going to have to work hard, experience pain during childbirth and oh, yeah, the food that tastes the best, it's going to be bad for you." "No, God! Anything but that!!"

I did, however, manage to remedy the situation by adding pizza sauce and cheese to the top of the cream cheese, which ALMOST covered the taste.

1 comment:

Jennifer Juniper said...

Yuck. There are many things that taste fine fat free. Any flavor of cheese is not among them.
But have you tried skinny cow ice cream?? Yum.